I Thought Today Was Today

A conversation Hannah had with Scott:

"Dad, when is tomorrow?"

"After you wake up."

"And what day is it?"

"Wednesday."

"You said I had school tomorrow!"

"You do."

"Then what is it today?"

"Tuesday."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"I thought today was today. But you said Tuesday."

"It's today and also Tuesday."

"Are you really, really, really sure? Because I thought today was today was today. I can't stop saying today!"