I posted this on facebook a few minutes ago...
Jacob just attempted his first solo attempt at doing #2 on the toilet. When he began calling to me excitedly to say he was going poo on the potty I was excited too. Until I entered the bathroom. Then I performed an academy-award winning acting job of keeping my face entirely neutral while congratulating him, disguising my horror and desire to throw-up as I assessed the poo all OVER the toilet, down the sides, on the floor, covering his legs, etc. But, as he pointed out, there was none in his pull-up! 18 wipes later, 6 paper towels, lots of cleaning product, and a bath, he is one proud boy. And I still have to give him the nerds I promised for this amazing feat.
I'm sorry.
Love,
Mom
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