Hannah-isms

The mind of a 3-year-old...

Dad: "Hannah, don't stand on your bed."
Hannah: "I'm not. I'm standing on my pillow."

When the toast popped up:
Me: "Pop goes the weasel!"
Hannah: "No, pop goes the toaster."

Me: "Hannah, don't jump on the couch."
Hannah: "I'm not. I'm just stepping high."

Me: "Hannah, did you pooh your pants?"
Hannah: "I'm not wearing pants! I'm wearing shorts."

Hannah to Jacob: "Don't be such a loudy boy."

Hannah after passing some road construction: "Mom, I want to see more tractors and dirt and men."

Of course you do.