Teardrops on faces and whining from kiddies,
strange shrieking noises and cups missing liddies,
tangled up pony tails twisted with strings,
these are a few of my least favorite things.
Cream colored spit-up and random weird stains,
door bells that ring while I'm napping in vain.
A three-year-old's tantrum in grocery store wings,
these are a few of my least favorite things.
Girls in white dresses who push down their brothers,
then blame all the crying on invisible others,
tired young babies that nap for mere minutes,
these are a few of my least favorite things.
When the kids cry, then the phone rings,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my least favorite things,
and then I still feel quite bad ;)
A Calloused Foot
13 years ago
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You are so creative! Make sure you copyright this as I foresee it in a comedy someday!!!
ReplyDeleteAny yet another talent..not only a great mom...a great wife..a great sister in law..a great teacher...a great friend...just a great all around person...and now........A POET!!!!
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Clearly Tracy doesn't not know about your soccer skills. She left out, great soccer player.
ReplyDeleteCaroline, this is hilarious and I can so relate. Thanks for sharing.
That is hilarious!
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